(p. 19) “Painting a picture, composing an opera, that’s just something you do until you find the next willing piece of ass.”
(p. 102) “Every woman is just a different kind of problem.”
(p. 118) “And maybe men say they’re glad not to give birth, all the pain and blood, but really that’s just so much sour grapes. For sure, men can’t do anything near as incredible. Upper body strength, abstract thought, phalluses – any advantages men appear to have are pretty token.”
(p. 180) “Head lice, pinworms, Chlamydia, ringworm – for serious, these field trip kids are the pint-sized horsemen of the apocalypse.”
(p. 182) “Me being face deep in her wonderful rubbery butt, it’s amazing what a woman will read into it if you by accident say, I love you… Ten times out of ten, a guy means I love this.”
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